Wood Spade
November 14th, 2006
What do you think? funny?
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:
“Look, it’s not the same hat”
“Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table”
“Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?”
The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything; it was, after all, the captain’s parrot.
One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and another. After a week the parrot said: “OK, I give up. Where’s the boat?”
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very funny 12/10 and a nice clean one (ill be smilling for ages )
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Antique Vintage Old Burke Golfrite Spade Mashie GR5 Wood Shaft Golf Club $0.01 |
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100pcs Spade&Sharp Wood Stick Nail Art Cuticle Pusher Manicure Remover Tool $0.99 |
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BOSCH Sb1003 3/8 Rapidfeed Spade Bit wood $0.99 |
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Vtg Tre Spade Blue Metal & Wood Coffee Grinder Mill w/Drawer Sweet Torino Italy $0.99 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 9/16″ dia. $0.99 |
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VERMONT AMERICAN 14454 Wood™ General Purpose 1/4″ x 6″ Spade Bit 1/4″ Hex Shank $0.99 |
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VERMONT AMERICAN 14455 Wood™ General Purpose 5/16″ x 6″ Spade Bit 1/4″ Hex Shank $0.99 |
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Unfinished Wood Wooden Cross Crosses Cutout Fleur De Lis Germanic Diamond Spade $1.00 |
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Unfinished Wood Wooden Cross Crosses Cutout Fleur De Lis Germanic Diamond Spade $1.00 |
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Unfinished Wood Wooden Cross Crosses Cutout Fleur De Lis Germanic Diamond Spade $1.00 |
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Unfinished Wood Wooden Cross Crosses Cutout Fleur De Lis Germanic Diamond Spade $1.00 |
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Unfinished Wood Wooden Cross Crosses Cutout Fleur De Lis Germanic Diamond Spade $1.00 |
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Unfinished Wood Wooden Cross Crosses Cutout Fleur De Lis Germanic Diamond Spade $1.00 |
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Century 88309 Wood Spade Bit 13/16″ $1.00 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 11/16″ dia $1.04 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 3/4″ dia $1.16 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 7/8″ dia $1.21 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 13/16″ dia $1.21 |
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VERMONT AMERICAN 14456 Wood™ General Purpose 3/8″ x 6″ Spade Bit 1/4″ Hex Shank $1.25 |
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VERMONT AMERICAN 14457 Wood™ General Purpose 7/16″ x 6″ Spade Bit 1/4″ Hex Shank $1.25 |
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VERMONT AMERICAN 14458 Wood™ General Purpose 1/2″ x 6″ Spade Bit 1/4″ Hex Shank $1.25 |
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VERMONT AMERICAN 14460 Wood™ General Purpose 5/8″ x 6″ Spade Bit 1/4″ Hex Shank $1.25 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 15/16″ dia $1.26 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 1″ dia. $1.32 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 1-1/16″ dia. $1.43 |
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Milwaukee Electric Tool Spade Wood Drill Bit 3/8″ $4 48-27-0371 Flat Boring Bit $1.49 |
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Milwaukee Electric Tool Spade Wood Drill Bit 7/16″ $4 48-27-0441 Flat Boring Bit $1.49 |
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Milwaukee Electric Tool Spade Wood Drill Bit 1/4″ $4 48-27-0251 Flat Boring Bit $1.49 |
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DeWALT DW1572 Spade/Wood Boring 3/8″ Drill Bit $1.50 |
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DeWALT DW1576 Spade/Wood Boring 5/8″ Drill Bit $1.50 |
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DeWALT DW1578 Spade/Wood Boring 3/4″ Drill Bit $1.50 |
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DeWALT DW1580 Spade/Wood Boring 7/8″ Drill Bit $1.50 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 1/4″ dia $1.50 |
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VERMONT AMERICAN 14462 Wood™ General Purpose 3/4″ x 6″ Spade Bit 1/4″ Hex Shank $1.50 |
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DeWALT DW1574 Spade/Wood Boring 1/2″ Drill Bit $1.50 |
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DeWALT DW1582 Spade/Wood Boring 1″ Drill Bit $1.50 |
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UNFINISHED WOOD CROSS CROSSES SPADE END 8” x 11” $1.50 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 26mm $1.51 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 35mm $1.51 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 1-1/8″ dia. $1.51 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 1-3/8″ dia. $1.51 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 1-3/16″ dia $1.57 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 5/16″ dia $1.60 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 3/8″ dia. $1.60 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 1-1/4″ dia $1.62 |
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SHOP-TEK 80672 WOOD SPADE BIT 5/16″ HEX SHANK $1.69 |
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SHOP-TEK 80673 WOOD SPADE BIT 3/8″ HEX SHANK $1.69 |
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SHOP-TEK 80671 WOOD SPADE BIT 1/4″ HEX SHANK $1.69 |
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SHOP-TEK 80674 WOOD SPADE BIT 7/16″ HEX SHANK $1.69 |
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SHOP-TEK 80675 WOOD SPADE BIT 1/2″ HEX SHANK $1.69 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 7/16″ dia. $1.70 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 5/8″ dia $1.75 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 1/2″ dia $1.75 |
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Milwaukee Electric Tool Spade Wood Drill Bit 7/8″ $5 48-27-0871 Flat Boring Bit $1.79 |
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Spade Bit Wood Cutting 1-1/2″ dia $1.84 |
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SHOP-TEK 80677 WOOD SPADE BIT 5/8″ HEX SHANK $1.89 |
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SHOP-TEK 80680 WOOD SPADE BIT 13/16″ HEX SHANK $1.89 |
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SHOP-TEK 80676 WOOD SPADE BIT 9/16″ HEX SHANK $1.89 |
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Leaf Design Wood Stick Incense Burner $1.95 |
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DeWALT DW1583 Spade/Wood Boring 1-1/8″ Drill Bit $1.99 |
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DeWALT DW1584 Spade/Wood Boring 1-1/4″ Drill Bit $1.99 |
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DeWALT DW1585 Spade/Wood Boring 1-3/8″ Drill Bit $1.99 |
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DeWALT DW1586 Spade/Wood Boring 1-1/2″ Drill Bit $1.99 |
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MILWAUKEE 48-27-1001 Carbon Steel Flat/Spade Wood Boring 1″ x 6-3/16″ Drill Bit $1.99 |
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MILWAUKEE 48-27-1251 Carbon Steel Flat/Spade Wood Boring 1-1/4″ Drill Bit $1.99 |
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Irwin 13/16 Speedbor Flat Spade Wood Bit 88813 $1.99 |
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MILWAUKEE 48-27-0621 Carbon Steel Flat/Spade Wood Boring 5/8″ x 6-1/8″ Drill Bit $1.99 |
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MILWAUKEE 48-27-0751 Carbon Steel Flat/Spade Wood Boring 3/4″ x 6-3/8″ Drill Bit $1.99 |
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MILWAUKEE 48-27-0871 Carbon Steel Flat/Spade Wood Boring 7/8″ x 6-1/8″ Drill Bit $1.99 |
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Vermont American Wood Devil Spade Bit – 1/4″ $2.00 |
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Unfinished Wood Wooden Cross Crosses Cutout Fleur De Lis Germanic Spade Blade $2.00 |
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Unfinished Wood Wooden Cross Crosses Cutout Fleur De Lis Germanic Spade Blade $2.00 |
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Unfinished Wood Wooden Cross Crosses Cutout Fleur De Lis Germanic Spade Blade $2.00 |
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Unfinished Wood Wooden Cross Crosses Cutout Fleur De Lis Germanic Spade Blade $2.00 |
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Unfinished Wood Wooden Cross Crosses Cutout Fleur De Lis Germanic Spade Blade $2.00 |
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Unfinished Wood Wooden Cross Crosses Cutout Fleur De Lis Germanic Spade Blade $2.00 |
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Spade Drill Bit for Wood CHOICE OF SIZE 1/4 to 1-1/2 New $2.29 |
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SHOP-TEK 80683 WOOD SPADE BIT 1″ HEX SHANK $2.29 |
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SHOP-TEK 80682 WOOD SPADE BIT 15/16″ HEX SHANK $2.29 |
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SHOP-TEK 80681 WOOD SPADE BIT 7/8″ HEX SHANK $2.29 |
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PACK OF 5 x 16mm (5/8″) FLAT SPADE ZIP WOOD DRILL BITS $2.35 |
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PACK OF 5 x 6mm (1/4″) FLAT SPADE ZIP WOOD DRILL BITS $2.35 |
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IRWIN Speedbor 5/16″ 88805 Spade Wood Drill Bit $2.35 |
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Spade Drill Bit for Wood CHOICE OF SIZE 1/4 to 1-1/2 New $2.39 |
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Spade Drill Bit for Wood CHOICE OF SIZE 1/4 to 1-1/2 New $2.49 |
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NEW BOSCH DSB1001 1/4″ X 6″ DAREDEVIL HEX SHANK QUALITY WOOD SPADE DRILL BIT $2.49 |
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NEW BOSCH DSB1002 5/16″ X 6″ DAREDEVIL HEX SHANK QUALITY WOOD SPADE DRILL BIT $2.49 |
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Greenlee 33A-3/8 3/8″ Wood Boring SPADE BIT $2.49 |
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gardening tools perfect for your doll, bear,garden deco $2.50 |
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gardening tools perfect for your doll, bear,garden deco $2.50 |
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Spade Drill Bit for Wood CHOICE OF SIZE 1/4 to 1-1/2 New $2.59 |
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NEW BOSCH DSB1003 3/8″ X 6″ DAREDEVIL HEX SHANK QUALITY WOOD SPADE DRILL BIT $2.59 |
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Milwaukee Electric Spade Wood Drill Bit 1″ $4.50 48-27-1001 Flat Boring Bit $2.68 |
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SHOP-TEK 80685 WOOD SPADE BIT 1-1/4″ HEX SHANK $2.69 |
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Spade Drill Bit for Wood CHOICE OF SIZE 1/4 to 1-1/2 New $2.69 |
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NEW BOSCH DSB1004 7/16″ X 6″ DAREDEVIL HEX SHANK QUALITY WOOD SPADE DRILL BIT $2.69 |
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NEW BOSCH DSB1005 1/2″ X 6″ DAREDEVIL HEX SHANK QUALITY WOOD SPADE DRILL BIT $2.69 |
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SHOP-TEK 80684 WOOD SPADE BIT 1-1/8″ HEX SHANK $2.69 |
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8mm FLAT SPADE WOOD DRILL BIT 8.0MM – BUY 2 GET 1 – FREE BUY 3 GET 2 FREE $2.74 |
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Spade Drill Bit for Wood CHOICE OF SIZE 1/4 to 1-1/2 New $2.79 |
