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July 7th, 2011

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Lost Planet 2 Review- Video Game Stop

All things considered, Lost Planet 2 ought to be an improvement over the pilot. It features four-player online cooperative, a beefy multiplayer modality complete with unlockable treats, and amazing visual design with lots of diverseness and aesthetic flair. Even so, amazingly this third-person sci-fi shooter represents a major step backwards for one significant reason: It isn’t much fun. It would seem that developer Capcom not only did not handle the problems of the original, but it worsened them. Profound design faults occupy almost every gameplay mechanism. Abominable mission conception leaves you wondering how to continue; abysmal artificial intelligence makes playing on one’s own an work out in masochism; and an overreliance on retaliatory assaults and additional freakish conception options are certain to prompt global epidemics of controller-throwing fury. Not even substituting your 3 worthless AI associates with real-life buddies palliates all of the pain so that the frustrations are threaded into the very framework of the experience. Entertaining multiplayer modes and some gratifying, epic conflicts against brooding insectoids elevate Lost Planet 2 away from the abyss, although even those aspects aren’t without their troubles. This is a gorgeous game you desperately wish to like, all the same it goes out of its way to penalize you for it.

At any rate the sequel offers up a great deal more variety than its predecessor. You will dash through a measure of diverse locales, and wonderful visuals genuinely bring the planet of E.D.N. III to fruition. Some frigid areas harken back to the original, including the prologue, which boasts great Lost Planet standbys: colossal mechs known as vital suits (or VSs), mammoth extraterrestrials called akrid with luminous orange spots, and snow flying everywhere. In additional levels, red light bathes industrialized corridors, lightning flashes brilliantly above a tumultuous sea, and cyclones sweep across the desolate plains. There’s a ton of eye candy to take in, and great deal of attempts to alter the pace. Over the course of the game, you’ll hasten through the desert on a booming speeder; defy gravity in the lightlessness of space; and bring down a gargantuan akrid from the inside. Jungle shootouts, struggles on conveyor belts, and a boss battle in a sandy ghost town–conceptually, the game’s got all the elements of a full-featured, wide-ranging, and beautiful shooter.

Regrettably, Lost Planet 2′s scattershot mission design squanders the goodwill the early hours generate. Early levels take just a few minutes to complete, too often coming to an end just as things appear to be picking up. Later levels are brought down by abysmal signposting and other botched basics. One late-game chapter takes place within a towering tube in which you activate data posts located at various levels. But unlike in most games, Lost Planet 2′s minimap doesn’t indicate whether an objective is above or below you. (This is but one of the game’s countless “Game Design 101″ failures.) You might wander aimlessly, searching for those posts or the terminal you must reach to end the mission, simply due to the game’s communication failures. A late boss fight is just an endlessly boring march through one linear corridor after another, composed mainly of firing at pulsing orange pustules, rather than the larger-than-life encounter you’d hope for at such a climactic moment.

But if there’s one mission destined to be remembered as one of the worst shooter levels of all time, it’s certainly one involving two speeding trains. The first two-thirds are mind-numbingly frustrating, particularly if you tackle the campaign on your own. A couple of enormous rocket turrets pummel you, easily knocking you off the train and wasting precious respawns, all while your AI companions run in place, stuck against doors that don’t open. Many of Lost Planet 2′s levels are designed to kill you should you get knocked out of them, which is a bizarre design choice considering the frequency with which you get knocked back, and the force with which it happens. But what makes this level worth special mention is its staggeringly awful final third. A giant worm akrid attacks the speeding locomotive, a diagram of the train you’ve never seen before appears on the screen, and you’re told–absolutely nothing.

As it turns out, you need to do several things in this sequence: load ammo into the giant weapon up top, extinguish fires that erupt down below, use side turrets to whittle away at that akrid, and so on. But you’re left to figure all this out on your own. Once you do, the tasks are at least manageable if you have co-op buddies along for the ride. If you’re on your own, you get absolutely no help from the putrid AI, which might help load the giant cannon but will otherwise wander about as if dumbfounded by the whole scenario. They don’t activate the extinguishers, man the turrets, or do anything else the mission desperately requires. And should you fail, you start the entire lengthy chapter from the beginning.

Unfortunately, Lost Planet 2 is loaded with even more baffling design choices that often make it anything but enjoyable. The game doesn’t play by any consistent set of rules. Sometimes, falling into water means instant death, yet some chapters take place exclusively underwater. You get a grapple hook to pull you to higher ground, yet there’s no rhyme or reason to what surfaces you can grapple to. Furthermore, the game goes out of its way to wrest control away from you. Tumbling akrid knock you back and send you flying–as do rockets, and shotguns, and big balls of goo that do incredible amounts of splash damage. Some akrid attacks freeze you in place and force you to wiggle an analog stick. It takes a long time for animations to finish, so you might find yourself in an inescapable knockback loop that’s impossible to recover from. Yet while you can’t interrupt a long knockback animation in progress, your humanoid foes can interrupt anything you do simply by shooting at you. Forget throwing a grenade or healing yourself while being shot at: a single bullet will interrupt the action. This is far from standard practice in shooters, and for very good reason: it isn’t fun. Yet almost all of Lost Planet 2′s challenge comes from the incredible cheapness that results from all of these factors. It certainly doesn’t come from your brain-dead enemies, which are so dumb they might stand there and stare at you from 10 feet away, yet never take a shot.

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